Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges to his office. It ain't fun being the Head Ogre of an ogrebusiness. He's got mountains of paperwork to chew through, meetings with annoying officials, and the constant threat of pests.
To top it all off, he's gotta fight off the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just lounging in his swamp with a good bowl of mush, but duty calls. He grumbles and throws on his fancy pants. Another day, another dollar.
The Corporate Swamp: Everyone Feels It
Ya'll feel/sense/know it in your bones. The corporate/biz/establishment swamp/quagmire/sludge is real, and it's thick/churning/sticky. Big/The/Shady money calls the shots/controls everything/runs the show, leaving/screwing over/trampling the rest of us. It's a system/machine/structure rigged against the little guy/ordinary people/you and me.
- We're/They're/You're all just stuck/trapped/chained in this mess/circus/nightmare.
- It's/This is/That's time/past time/high time to fight back/break free/make a change.
- Let's/We can/They should drain the swamp/expose the truth/hold them accountable.
Don't/Ever/Never let them tell you/fool you/brainwash you into believing/thinking/accepting that this is just how things are. We deserve/can have/must fight for a better/fairer/just world.
Swamp Life > The Grind
Listen here, partner. This ain't your daddy's office job . Out here in the swamps , life moves at a slower rhythm . You get your hands dirty, sure, but you also get to hear the birds sing. No fluorescent lights out here. Just the rustling reeds and the whispering wind . It's a simple life , ya know? One you can't find in no city slicker hustle .
My Overlord is Farquaad Send Help
This stinks. Working for him/that little tyrant/the Short King is awful/terrible/a living nightmare. He's always yelling/constantly on my case/demanding impossible things and expects me to be perfect/treat him like royalty/clean his boots. I talked back once, and let me tell you, it was a terrible idea. Now he's watching me like a hawk/making my life hell/threatening to turn me into an ogre.
I just need someone to save me. Maybe a fairy godmother/a dragon/one of those talking donkeys could help me escape/give me some advice/teach me how to fight Farquaad.
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* I'm pretty sure he's going to fire me/turn me into a frog/make me his jester.
* I can't take it anymore/stand this/deal with this.
* Please, someone, send help!
Full Time Ogre, Part Time Meme Lord
He's a real beast, but in the best way possible. This dude lives and breathes being an ogre. When he's not stomping around, you can catch him scrolling through Reddit. This OGRE has mastered the art of being a funny guy.
- The meme game is weak without him
- He lives for the likes
- Don't anger the meme lord
Gatorfest Guaranteed
Well folks, you better grab your boots and mosquito repellent 'cause this weekend is gonna be a real slogger. We're lookin' at heavy rain all day in and day out with conditions in the mid-80s. If more info you're thinkin' about headin' outdoors, best pack some extra protection and a raincoat. It might even be good for gettin' that gator watchin' in.